The Importance of a Good Breakfast

Studies have shown that consuming a cup of coffee and a slice of pumpkin pie for breakfast will decrease the likelihood of negative personal interactions throughout your day.

It's true.

Try it.

I know a lot about H1N1

If there's even a slight chance you have the swine flu, stay in your apartment and don't go to any meetings. You should probably not doing anything responsible at all...that just increases the chance it will kill you.

I have a PhD

Not all babies are born with blue eyes. Not even all white babies. That is a myth.